7.21.2008

Lip-luscious

Dear Burt,

I just wanted to thank you for your Burt's Bees Guava Lip Shimmer With a Hint of Luminescence. It has been a big booster for me on the northern Minnesota social scene. I think the peppermint oil in it really does plump up my lips as I have had at least one man tell me he wanted to "kiss it right off me"(his words). I have since then ordered 6 more cases and plan to wear it non-stop from now through eternity.

Yours Always,

Stephanie M

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5 comments:

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

OMG, you're not kidding. I carry 2 or 3 in each purse! i LOVE this stuff! Although, your letter to Burt might not get very far. I heard he was screwed out of the company in the divorce and now his ex runs it. But that's a totally unsubstantiated rumor - I'm not swearing by it in a court of law or anything.

Diesel said...

I hear that stuff'll give you the cancer.

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) said...

Ooooooh, that sounds like something I must have! :)

Tiburon said...

Mmmmm let's make out.

Brownie said...

I need to try this, too...Although I think there is some kind of questionable substance in Burts Bees that makes you feel the need to reapply 50 times an hour...caffeine? windex? CRACK?! I suppose Burt's ex is the only one with the secret ingredient list....