Yahoo: Early Monday morning, Nicole Kidman gave birth to a very pale, very thin daughter. Thinking Australia, homeland of both parents, was a day behind the United States, she was pleased to announce that she and husband, country music crooner, Keith Urban, had named their daughter Sunday. In all actuality, it was really Tuesday in Australia. Urban reportedly left the hospital angry and upset. "People will think we are from Samoa", he told reporters.
In other news, it has been announced that ABBA will NEVER perform together again. Spokesperson for the group stated ABBA would like people to remember them as they were: young, exuberant, full of energy and ambition, (as compared to the rest of us, who would like to be remembered as old, grouchy, and lazy).
The last group to say they would NEVER perform together, the Eagles, disbanded in 1980 'until hell freezes over'. That album came out in 1994, and their most recent album 'Long Road out of Eden' was just released last year." Says band member Glen Frey, "the best way to make sure you'll sing together again, or do anything else for that matter, is to say NEVER".