Songs for a Pig

This post is for my favorite pig - I get such a kick out of this picture. So here is your Artiodactyl music for the ghetto-blaster the next time you find yourself out on Ungulate Blvd., just like I promised:

(Who is Stuart Miller?)

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Not so slim, and not so fast

There's only one reason I am glad my high school reunion is over. I'll be Slim-Fast free for the next 4 1/2 years, until its time to start getting ready for the next one.

Something worth fighting against

Puh-leeeeeeeeese - someone stop these ads from being on the internet! I am SOOOOO TIRED of seeing acne and cellulite and wrinkles wipe on, wipe off, wipe on, wipe off, wipe on, wipe half-way off of these poor ladies' faces, I could SCREAM. Tell me you feel the same? Can we start a campaign? This is almost as noble as saving the whales, right?