3.28.2008

The Answer's in the Mail

DNA paternity testing kit goes on sale for 30 dollars

Great news from Yahoo tonight - A swab used to collect a saliva sample, a consent form, envelope and a waiting period of three to five business days is all there is to settling paternity issues with the home test kit. No more embarrassing trips to the doctor's office with multiple potential fathers in tow, and everybody staring when they should be reading their People magazines minding their own business. I think we'll ALL rest easier tonight.

2 comments:

Mindi said...

oh, that is GUUUUUUUUUUD. seriously, we are all going to hell in a handbasket. but i might have to steal that one. who thinks of these things?

Dixie said...

wow, what's the website - this would make the perfect birthday gift for my sister!