Nose Hair: A CAUSE for real concern
Maybe I’m alone on this, but I think this world would better off with less nose hair. This wasn’t a issue of interest for me ten years ago, but now, although I still can’t grow a meaningful beard, if I’m not vigilant, within a week I look like I’m transporting a pair of Italians in my nose. Battery operated nose hair trimmers? It’s like sticking the little engine that could up my nose, but only this time he can’t. I’m stuck with ripping those dastardly little cliffhangers out with a pair of pliers. Every week the problem grows and what once took minutes now eats up several hours a week What I really need, what America needs, is a permanent solution to
our nose hair woes!
All that I’m saying is that nose hair is a serious problem, but nobody seems to be addressing it, not Obama, not McCain, not even Ralph Nader. The problem as I see it is that no celebrities have taken up the charge. No celebrity can afford to admit they have a nose hair problem, but this affects stars just like everyone else. If only a man like George Clooney would step up to bat and admit his nose hair problem. Clooney could bring this issue the attention it deserves. Am I the only one who wonders if Tom Cruise would have married Katie Holmes if she had an armpit growing out of her nose? What if she hadn’t had timely access to reliable nose hair removal procedures just before she met Tom? Would life be worth living without little Suri in the World? I know, it’s tough to think about such serious matters, but we must; we must!
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