Don't Hate Me Because I'm an ESFP
This is to all the people I annoy because I am scattered, live for the moment, don't think before I speak (bluntly), don't take criticism well, seem over-zealous in trying to please and entertain others, appear shallow in my pursuit of entertainment and enjoyment, hate rules, and don't structure my time and days in a more orderly fashion.
All I can say in defense of myself is "Hey, I'm an ESFP. I was born this way!" Which I think is an entirely plausible defense. In fact - if you have flaws that others are critical of, here's the quiz - take it and use this Myers-Briggs shield to protect yourself from those naysayers! It's psychological gold! (Thank-you Isabel)