Honey, you may want to take a seat before you read this. I tried something new today.
You know that electric thing we keep in the closet - that heavy "iron" that gets really hot and you always tell me and the kids to STAY BACK!!!? Well, I tried to use it. I wanted to surprise you. One of the kids was folding laundry and threw this shirt at me (accidentally?) - but I felt it was, like, fate or something. Anyhow, I got that padded board out and plugged in the iron and did it just like you've tried to show me. Lookey here:
ps. Will I get a special reward for doing this?