Showing posts with label Private Eye Stephanie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Private Eye Stephanie. Show all posts

8.06.2008

California Medicine - a Documentary

In the 12 years since California became the first state in the nation to legalize marijuana for medical use, the drug's distribution network has grown from a small collective of cannabis clubs to a sprawling network of unregulated dispensaries -- some with their own prescribing physicians.

Not only that, but according to the NY Times, a new policy, by the California Highway Patrol, states that an "individual is to be released and the marijuana is not to be seized" if the person qualifies under state law to possess marijuana for medicinal purposes. It also says that officers "shall not conduct traffic enforcement stops for the primary purpose of drug interdiction" involving the authorized use of medical marijuana.

How difficult is it to get a cannabis card? Sandy Banks from the LA Times did a report on buying medical marijuana. She found a flier that advertised "Have you or anyone else experienced an illness [for] which you believe marijuana could provide relief? If you don't qualify for a recommendation, your visit is free." She went to the doctor, who gave her a 10-minute exam and diagnosed her with arthritis. The prescription he gave her for marijuana was good for one year; no refill limits. He recommended she not smoke it. Bad for the lungs. Better to use it with a vaporizer. Or ingest it, infused in tea or baked in brownies.

The law allows physicians to recommend marijuana for the treatment of "cancer, anorexia, AIDS, chronic pain, spasticity, glaucoma, arthritis, migraine, or any other illness for which marijuana provides relief."

I wanted to see how the law and the ease of obtaining a medical marijuana id card worked first hand, so I flew to California to check out the situation. I was able to interview 3 people:

Reed E. Gossamer
I met Reed in a coffee shop on Big Creek Rd, Hayfork, CA. I skipped the pleasantries and dove right in with my questions. Reed had ordered 2 of the specials with an extra side of fries, so it was hard to catch him in between bites. Reed claims he has an eating disorder, Anorexia Nervosa. Apparently this otherwise virile 65-year old has a poor self image mixed with OCD, and can't manage to stop exercising and start eating. He claims his doctor prescribed it to him in hopes that the marijuana would help ease the compulsion to exercise while stimulating his appetite at the same time. According to the doctor, who is Russian, no other medication comes close to helping fight Anorexia like "марихуана".



Paul Z
I caught up with Paul over a game of darts in Mad River, CA. Paul tells me he is somewhat of a "big brother" to a group of teens in the community that don't have much of a home life. (I kind of teared up - its awesome to see the good stuff that is going on in our country...) Anyhow, Paul suffers from Spasticity - an ugly condition that apparently causes his leg and arm muscles to seize up and render them useless for several minutes at a time. He claims this happens 10-12 times randomly throughout the day. His doctor reports that the bammy relaxes the muscles to keep them from seizing up. Paul himself says there is nothing else that works quite as well, and he has been "thrilled" with the results.


Lakav I. Sion

I catch my next interview just as she's coming in from a 5-mile run. Poor Lakav has a dual diagnosis of Arthritis and Glaucoma. At only age 19, she says the percentage of people diagnosed with both conditions at her age is .00001 %. "My luck muy pobre", she laughs, as we sit in the living room of her parents' house in Platina, CA. Her mother looks on disapprovingly, stopp
ing to pray in a staged Spanish whisper every now and then during the course of our interview. "My doctor says Geek is better, but that es not legal here. He says Mota is the next best thing" "So I say...okay." Unfortunately at this point in the interview, Mrs. Sion asked me to leave.


My stay in California was short, but I left with a broader understanding than when I arrived. Truly, this is a state where government and medicine are working together to reach outside the box of traditional drug orthodoxy in order to treat and heal its number one priority - the people who live there. How many states can say that?


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8.02.2008

Another call to law enforcement

Today I was driving home and found myself in a situation where I didn't have my camera and needed it. I know, I know: Blog Handbook item 301.87B: A blogger must ALWAYS have his/her camera, blah blah blah. But I made some Steph-magic instead. This is what I saw - I kid you not: So as SOON as I walked in the house, I made another call to my local law enforcement at their non-emergency number:

Me: Hi, this is Stephanie M. I called the other day concerning recyclables?

Sheriff: Yes, I remember. What's the problem?

Me: I was driving north on MN State Rd. 38 at approximately 1030, and have questions regarding an equestrian apprehended during that time at that location. I was not aware that it was against the law to ride a horse along a state road?

Sheriff: No, it is not against the law. What you saw happening was a 10-91H. Our deputy was assisting in a horse round-up (OMG! A real live round-up!!). Unfortunately, two of the horses escaped.

Me: I think I know just the horses you're talking about. Was Bryan Adams singing in the background? If so, I believe you'll find your horses somewhere out west...

Sheriff: Thank you very much for the tip Mrs. M. I'll make sure if those horses are found, you'll be amply rewarded.

Me: No worries, just glad I could help! By the way - is there some sort of speed limit for horses traveling on public roads?

Sheriff: No, not that I'm aware of.

Me: Perfect!

If you've never seen a cop pull over an equestrian before, CLICK HERE

7.25.2008

Where recyclables and open containers meet face to face

Today, in an effort to uncover a possible loophole to MN Statutes Chapter 169A, which states that it is unlawful to transport an open alcohol container in a moving vehicle, I contacted the local sheriff's department at approximately 1823 hours:

Me: Hello, I am calling for a friend, and have a quick question for you.

Sheriff: Yes, ma'am?

Me: If my friend is transporting recyclables to the dump, can she be pulled over and ticketed for having an open container in her vehicle?

Sheriff: No, ma'am. The statute actually states that the container must have a measurable amount of liquid in the can/bottle.

Me: Ahhhh. But couldn't someone hurry and drink said liquid and throw offending can/bottle into the recyclables? (I am thinking that if one was so inclined, they could actually keep their recyclable bin right up front between the driver and passenger seat)

Sheriff: Ma'am, we here at the Sheriff's office are rational people. We don't just ticket people for the sake of ticketing. We take other items into account such as if the container is cold, or if we have any concerns, we may issue a breathalyser test. We would definitely ticket if there was a measurable amount of liquid in a container.

Me: Does the amount of the ticket directly correlate to the amount of measurable liquid?

Sheriff: If you're asking if we fine someone a certain amount of money for 3 oz. and a certain amount for 4 oz., the answer is no.

Me: Thank you for answering my friend's questions. I believe that is all she needed to know.

Sheriff: You're welcome, and drive safely.

Further research uncovered the fact that one state, Mississippi, has neither an open container law nor an alcohol consumption prohibition. Therefore, this blog post, and the console pictured here, is legal in the state of Mississippi. Please also note that open containers ARE legal in the passenger areas of buses, limos, taxis, and...the living quarters of motor homes (bar mobile - why hasn't it been done before?)

Author's note: This author and the No Cleaning Here website does not any way, shape, or form, support or endorse drinking and driving. This post was written strictly for the sake of humor, which is exactly what this author does support and endorse.

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6.09.2008

Heavy Duty Detective Work

I'm hoping that you'll be as intrigued by this mysterious connection as I am. I discovered this today on the internet while using my time very wisely taking care of my children, my house, and my husband. I think I just may have a future as some kind of private detective, as I have never heard of anyone else figuring out that Jane Fonda may be Angelina Jolie's secret mother:

Jane Fonda as Barbarella


Jane Fonda and Jon Voight in loving embrace

Jon Voight's daughter Angelina Jolie

hmmmmm...